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Arizona - Got Water Rentals, Sales and Service - Boat Rental, Boat Dealer, Marine Service and Consignments
Arizona - Got Water Rentals, Sales and Service - Boat Rental, Boat Dealer, Marine Service and Consignments
Arizona - Got Water Rentals, Sales and Service - Boat Rental, Boat Dealer, Marine Service and Consignments
Arizona - Got Water Rentals, Sales and Service - Boat Rental, Boat Dealer, Marine Service and Consignments
Arizona - Got Water Rentals, Sales and Service - Boat Rental, Boat Dealer, Marine Service and Consignments
The flags that have flown over Arizona before it was know as "Arizona":  the flags of Spain (Burgundian and Castilian), the Mexican flag, the Confederate flag, and the flag of the United States
You buy Salsa by the gallon.
Your Christmas decorations include a half a yard of sand and 100 paper bags.
You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.
You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.
Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El"or "Los".
You think 6 tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.
You've signed so many petitions to recall governors that you can't remember the name of the
   incumbent.
You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.
You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing funny or choking.
You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Rillito.
You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
You can say 115 degrees without fainting.
Every other vehicle is a 4 x 4 - AND IT'S WHITE!
You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be over 100 degrees.
Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
People break out coats when temperature drops below 70 degrees.
You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your car.
The pool can be warmer than you are.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
Most homes have more firearms than people.
Kids will ask, "What's a mosquito?"
People who have black cars or black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from
   out-of-state or nuts.
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
The AC is on your list of best friends.
Monday Night Football starts at 7:00 instead of 6:00.
You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.
You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as the hot one.
You can (correctly) pronounce the words: "Saguaro", "Ocotillo","Tempe", "Gila Bend", "San Xavier",
   "Canyon de Chelly", "MogollonRim", "Cholla", and "Ajo."
It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is walking on the streets.
You experience third degree burns if you touch any metal part of your car.
You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if you're wearing shorts.
Announcements for Fourth of July events never end with "in case of rain......"
When someone asks how far you live from a location, it's always in terms of minutes, not miles.
Everyone's smiling and talking about the great weather on rainy days.
You have to explain to out-of-staters why there is no Day Light Savings time.

Arizonan's buy Salsa
Arizona - Got Water Rentals, Sales and Service - Boat Rental, Boat Dealer, Marine Service and Consignments
by the GALLON
Pre-Owned
The Hohokam inhabited and prospered in the Tucson Basin from about 300 A.D. to approximately 1350 A.D.  Using only the natural materials from their immediate surroundings, the Hohokam were able to meet all of their survival needs. Among the speculations for there decline, the most common explanations include famine, climate change, warfare, or disease.

Hohokam - Arizona - Got Water Rentals, Sales and Service - Boat Rental, Boat Dealer, Marine Service and Consignments
Arizona - Got Water Rentals, Sales and Service - Boat Rental, Boat Dealer, Marine Service and Consignments
The water from the cold water tap




is the same temperature as the hot one.



Arizona - Got Water Rentals, Sales and Service - Boat Rental, Boat Dealer, Marine Service and Consignments
Arizona has
been known
to have both
the hottest
and the coldest
temperatures in the nation on the same day!
Your car
OVERHEATS
before you even drive it!
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Every Vehicle is WHITE!!
We can spot an
out-of-towner
for miles!
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